You know you re getting old when you sing along with the elevator music. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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You re getting old birthday jokes. You know you re getting old when when happy hour is a nap. I just can t drink the way i used to replaces i m never going to drink that much again. If you see me getting smaller i m leaving.

For the record you re not old you re a classic. 90 of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. But look at the bright side not too many left now.

You are 17 around the neck 42 around the waist 96 around the golf course. It s like see if you can blow this out. Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.

You and your teeth don t sleep together. 06 00 am is when you get up not when you go to bed. Old people birthday jokes.

When you re told to act your own age and you die. Looking 50 is great. A birthday is a great time to take a moment to appreciate the little things.

Jokes4us birthday budget you know you re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. You are aged to perfection. This whole birthday thing is getting old don t you think.

You know you re getting old when you sit in a rocking chair and can t get it going. You know you re getting old when you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake. After much dithering a woman summons the courage to ring her friend and sing happy birthday to her over the phone.

You know you re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. We are born naked wet hungry then things get worse. Half way through her rendition she realises she s rung the wrong number.

You are proud of your lawn mower. You know you are old when the oxygen masks drop from the ceiling when your birthday candles are lit. Funny ford jokes ford one liner jokes.

You re a classic you only get better with age. Honey you really don t have to do the dishes on your birthday. That said i know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age.

You know you re getting old when. More candles means a bigger wish. You know you are old when.

You know you re getting older when. You know you are old when you write a note to yourself reminding you not to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. You know you re getting old when when all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

I know birthdays get worse as you get older. A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.

Next time blow out the candles.