Choose from our best ever wedding jokes to roast the happy couple before you toast them. When they start to have sex the wife says that she has something to confess.

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Newly wed couple jokes. A newly wed couple. Whether you re the best man maid of honour or master of ceremonies it never hurts to kick off your wedding speech with a knee slapper. Next post next post.

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One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says honey you know in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking could you fix it the husband says what do i look like mr. On february 28 2020 february 28 2020 by jokesjelly. They quickly went to the hospital and the doctor said it looks like you will be okay but due to the swelling you won t be able to have sex for at least a couple of weeks.

These funny wedding messages will add an air of humor and truth to your guestbook entry that will make your bride and groom laugh. A newly wed couple are off on their honeymoon in australia they were out swimming in the sea when all of a sudden a jelly fish stung the wife in the vagina. A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room.

The husband says i will love you no matter what it is tell me so the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested. The engagement ring the wedding ring and the suffering. Leaving humorous messages on your wedding card or guest book with personal anecdotes about the happy couple views on children married life and sex are all fair game when you re addressing the newlyweds.

Husband and morning coffee. No drinking fishing and hunting. A newlywed couple moves into their new house.